If a straight white boy would do it, it means you probably shouldn’t

Breathing? Eating? Wearing clothes? Watching Mythbusters?

Yes don’t let the straight white boys do any of that

  • Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
  • Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.


ppl are giving me shit for being a slut lol k laters fags


Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

Don’t do drugs. Do me.
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.