remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.
— Anonymous (via cayde)
life is happier and also easier when you raise the expectations you set for yourself and dramatically lower the ones you have for everyone else.
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already
the year is only 41.64% done did u fuckin fail maths or something
i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
oh my god







