18. virginia. just tryna find myself tbh.

sluttyoliveoil:

natural selection is when the person waiting in line in front of you leaves because the wait is too long

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breelandwalker:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

VIKING

KITTAHS

teachmehowtoglovie:

palegoddessofthenorth:

welcometothenewagebitch:

jormunsson:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

Reblogging again so that you poor people who’ve never had Stone can be told how AMAZING IT IS

I told someone how to do this at work the other day, very cool.

this is fucking genius

Acetone (nail polish remover) is also a good substitute for lighter fluid.

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Sleeping On Your Stomach (Lying On Your Belly) Can Lead To More Sex Dreams

psych2go:

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Whether we want to admit it or not, erotic dreams are something we’ve all experienced at least once in our lifetimes. In the recent survey of Dr Franceen King, 96.5% of 200 female participants, between the ages of 15-85, reported experiencing erotic or overtly sexual dreams. But what actually causes sexual dreams? Is it our desires? Our nature? Or could it even be our sleeping position?

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

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some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

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