the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
dont EVER be that friend who becomes a douche to their closest buddies just because they’re in a relationship
i get it lol you’re happy and im happy for you but that doesnt give you the right to treat me like shit all of a sudden.
You're like everything that is perfect put into one girl and I just want to have you to myself while I cook and clean for you
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
my worst habit is assuming everyone hates me and I’m so sick of needing constant reassurance that the whole world isn’t against me.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
I just wanna cuddle with you and watch really scary movies in bed together and hold hands and eat junk food and take stupid pictures then have really rough sex idk